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Boy Refuses to Leave Cave After Discovering Bat Colony
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Visitors Report "Extreme Disappointment" at Realization that Vacations End

Hungry, Hungry Humans Enjoy Breakfast With Hippos

Hungry, Hungry Humans Enjoy Breakfast With Hippos

The San Antonio Zoo’s Beastly Breakfast is getting even bigger as hippos join in the fun. For some guests, a sense of good-spirited competition has broken out with these famous eaters. “Every time I thought about how much these huge animals eat,” expressed Dorothy Ramsey, “I kept thinking I should have another pancake. Oddly, I really want their respect.” READ MORE



Local man visits San Antonio Museum of Art’s Pure Land Buddhism Exhibition in search of nirvana, finds his own personal hell

Local man visits San Antonio Museum of Art’s Pure Land Buddhism Exhibition in search of nirvana, finds his own personal hell

Dave thought he had reached the transcendent state during the audio-visual presentation until a guest joined him and broke his concentration. After multiple interruptions, Dave was forced to continue his spiritual search somewhere less public. Reflecting on his journey, Dave commented, “The nerve of some people. I know the path is a process, but I have places to be.” The cyclic spiritual path of rebirth is taken by Buddhists set on achieving enlightenment, which may be attained by accepting and chanting the name of the Amitabha Buddha. Only in the Pure Land, the promised paradise of the Buddha, can an individual such as Dave reach salvation. He was last spotted meditating in the sculpture garden. READ MORE



Father Rushes to Turn Around Disappointing Summer

Father Rushes to Turn Around Disappointing Summer

James Thies of Houston wanted his family to have the perfect summer, but his plans had all fallen short of expectations. With little summer left, he knew he was going to have to hit it out of the park in record time if he was going to give his family the vacation they deserved. READ MORE



Kids Excited to Discover Summer
Not Over

Kids Excited to Discover Summer Not Over

Something wasn’t right with the Harrison twins of Fort Worth. Their mother, Kate, had been trying to figure it out, but was coming up empty. “They were just down,” she told Unforgettable News. “Nothing I tried seemed to cheer them up.” READ MORE



Zoo Guests Enjoy Most Important Meal of the Day Alongside Giraffes!

Zoo Guests Enjoy Most Important Meal of the Day Alongside Giraffes!

Hungry visitors have been eating up San Antonio Zoo’s latest attraction. In fact, guest excitement over the Beastly Breakfast offer has surprised even the guests themselves. READ MORE



Davy Crockett recruits Marriott employees to join the Texas Revolution at Battle For Texas: The Experience!

Davy Crockett recruits Marriott employees to join the Texas Revolution at Battle For Texas: The Experience!

We’re getting reports that the excitement at Battle For Texas: The Experience is heating up and Davy Crockett has just enlisted dozens of Marriott employees to join to fight to defend the Alamo! Visitors leaving Battle For Texas have reported seeing Marriott staff loading Kentucky rifles, pulling cannons and guiding visitors through live battle re-enactments! READ MORE



Mother Confused When Kids Stop Rolling Eyes

Mother Confused When Kids Stop Rolling Eyes

Margaret Reynolds had always told her kids to stop rolling their eyes, but when they finally did, she found that she didn’t know what to do. “At first,” she explained, “I thought they were just trying to be funny, but then…they just kept not rolling their eyes.” READ MORE



Boy Refuses to Leave Cave After Discovering Bat Colony

Boy Refuses to Leave Cave After Discovering Bat Colony

Completely dazzled by his first sighting, 13-year-old Jay Smith has taken up residence at Bracken Cave to experience the nightly Bat Flight over and over and over again. Smith discovered this amazing display of animal behavior following a Discovery Tour of Natural Bridge Caverns that included a trip to the cave. When he witnessed the bats, the teenager was hooked. READ MORE



San Antonio named best place in the country to see the Alamo

San Antonio named best place in the country to see the Alamo

A new study confirms what San Antonio locals have long been saying: If you want to see the Alamo, you’ve got to do it in San Antonio. The 10-year study questioned people who had either seen the Alamo, seen a picture of the Alamo or had expressed interest in seeing the Alamo. READ MORE



Girl claims mermaid heritage and royal lineage after swimming with dolphin at SeaWorld San Antonio

Girl claims mermaid heritage and royal lineage after swimming with dolphin at SeaWorld San Antonio

Sally Carson had enjoyed a full day at >SeaWorld San Antonio with her family, but after swimming with a dolphin at Discovery Point, her demeanor changed. According to mother Billie Carson, “the change was apparent as soon as she left the water.” Her chin held high, Sally explained to her family that a spell keeping her human had worn off during her interaction with the dolphin, known to her as Prettynose. READ MORE



Special Report: Youth Making Friends With Giant Insects

Special Report: Youth Making Friends With Giant Insects

Sally Hawkins, age 7, met her new best friend forever on Thursday at the San Antonio Zoo. When Sally saw the majestic red shell of “Ellie,” her nickname for the giant animatronic ladybug, she was mesmerized. READ MORE

Other News

Special Report: Man Spins in Circles While Being Dazzled by River Walk Views

Special Report: Man Spins in Circles While Being Dazzled by River Walk Views

Family Goes 11 Hours Without Checking Phones

Family Goes 11 Hours Without Checking Phones

Mother feels guilt over level of relaxation

Mother Feels Guilt Over Level of Relaxation

World Heritage Site Missions Claim to Have Been Around for Centuries

World Heritage Site Missions Claim to Have Been Around for Centuries

Museumgoer Thinks She’s a Docent

Museumgoer Thinks She’s a Docent

Generation of Children Convinced Founding Fathers of Texas were Actual Giants

Generation of Children Convinced Founding Fathers of Texas were Actual Giants

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